A judge was punishing three crimnals. Their sentence was a few years in the desert. He said that they could each take one thing with them. The first guy decides to take an umbrella, so that he can have shade whenever he wants. The second guy decides to take a water bottle so that he won't get thirsty. Finally, the third guy decides to take a car door. The judge asked, "Why?" The man replies, "Just in case it gets hot, I can roll down the window."
裁判官が3人の犯罪者に罰を与えたが、それは砂漠で数年間過ごせというものだった。ただし望むものを一つずつ持っていけるという条件が付いた。1人目の男は日陰を作れる日傘が必要だと言った。2人目の男は喉が渇いたときに飲む水筒を望んだ。3人目の男は自動車のドアを選んだ。裁判官が「なぜか」と問うと、彼はこう言った。「天気が暑いときには窓を下ろせばいいですから」